No Sock Is Safe T-Shirt
Typically ships in 1–2 days.
About this tee
- Soft, heavyweight 100% Comfort Colors cotton — garment-dyed, feels lived-in from day one
- Printed just for you in the USA — nothing sits in a warehouse
Your socks have been warned.
A gleeful dachshund makes off with another striped trophy. For anyone sharing a home with a very small, very determined laundry thief.
The Tee Itself
A garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight cotton tee with a relaxed unisex fit.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with gentle detergent and like colours. Hang dry or tumble dry low. Avoid bleach, fabric softener and ironing directly on the print.
Keep it looking good
- Wash cold (up to 30°C / 90°F), inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Garment-dyed fabric can release a little dye, even after the first wash.
- Use a mild detergent. No bleach, no fabric softener, no dry cleaning.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry, and keep it inside out. Too much heat can crack the print.
- Keep it out of direct sunlight before its first wash.
Shipping & our guarantee
Shipping. $4.99 flat shipping, free on orders over $55. Every tee is made to order in the USA: about 2 days to print and pack, then 3–5 business days in transit.
Wrong size? Every US order gets one free size swap. Email us with your order number and the size you need, and we'll get a replacement made in the right fit.
Misprinted, damaged or wrong? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund, your choice. There's nothing to post back.
Returns. Because every tee is made to order, we can't accept change-of-mind returns. Full details are in our refund policy.
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