Golden's Legs Up, Cares Down T-Shirt

🐾 Not a Single Worry in the World

Flat on the back, legs straight up, fully off duty. For the golden owner who quietly envies the pure, unbothered contentment of a dog asleep in the most ridiculous pose going.

🧵 The Tee Itself

Printed on 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton — the heavyweight, garment-dyed kind that feels like you've owned it for years the moment it leaves the bag (we won't say a word). A relaxed, lived-in unisex fit that holds up to muddy zoomies, couch naps, and every good day in between. Printed, packed, and shipped in the USA.

🛁 How to Keep It Looking Good

(Longer than the expensive dog bed lasted, anyway.)

• Cold water only — save the hot baths for the dog who hates them.
• Turn it inside out before washing — protect the good boy on the front.
• Gentle detergent — this garment-dyed cotton is easygoing, keep it that way.
• First wash may bleed a little, so keep it clear of your good whites.
• Tumble dry low or hang dry — air-drying just means more time at the park.

Drying

• Low heat or air-dry to keep the soft, lived-in feel and avoid shrinkage.
• Pull it out promptly to dodge the wrinkles.

A Few More Things

• Skip bleach and harsh detergents — they fade the colour.
• No fabric softener — it dulls the texture.
• Don't iron directly on the print — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth.