It's My Birthday, Obviously

🎉 One Candle, Zero Chill

The hat is on, the biscuit cake has exactly one candle, and the tail has not stopped once. For celebrating the goodest dog on the most important day of the year.

🧵 The Tee Itself

Printed on 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton — the heavyweight, garment-dyed kind that feels like you've owned it for years the moment it leaves the bag (we won't say a word). A relaxed, lived-in unisex fit that holds up to muddy zoomies, couch naps, and every good day in between. Printed, packed, and shipped in the USA.

🛁 How to Keep It Looking Good

(Longer than the expensive dog bed lasted, anyway.)

• Cold water only — save the hot baths for the dog who hates them.
• Turn it inside out before washing — protect the good boy on the front.
• Gentle detergent — this garment-dyed cotton is easygoing, keep it that way.
• First wash may bleed a little, so keep it clear of your good whites.
• Tumble dry low or hang dry — air-drying just means more time at the park.

Drying

• Low heat or air-dry to keep the soft, lived-in feel and avoid shrinkage.
• Pull it out promptly to dodge the wrinkles.

A Few More Things

• Skip bleach and harsh detergents — they fade the colour.
• No fabric softener — it dulls the texture.
• Don't iron directly on the print — turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth.