Greyhound

Tees for people who live with a Greyhound

Your greyhound can cross the whole park before you've finished saying his name. Then he spends the rest of the afternoon upside down on the sofa, legs in the air, snoring gently. He says hello by leaning his full weight against your knees, and a dog this long somehow folds into the smallest corner of the couch, as long as it's your corner.

Most designs here celebrate the funny side of life with a greyhound or a retired racer: Zero To Sixty, 45 MPH Couch Potato, Horizontal Athlete, Two Speeds, Retired Athlete and Greyhound Stole My Sofa. They suit anyone who has lost a cushion, or a whole sofa, to a very fast napper. Prefer something quieter? The Greyhound Badge T-Shirt and the Greyhound Support Team Bold Badge T-Shirt each carry a single-dog badge, an easy pick for yourself or as a gift. Greyhound Club and Some Days You Just Need To Cuddle A Greyhound say it plainly, too.

Every shirt is printed to order (direct-to-garment) in unisex sizes S to 3XL, and each product page has a size chart.

For the friend whose sofa now belongs to a greyhound, it's a gift that shows you've been paying attention.

Are these shirts for me or for my dog?

They're for you. Every design is a t-shirt for the human, not clothing for dogs.

What sizes do the Greyhound t-shirts come in?

All shirts are unisex and come in sizes S to 3XL. Each product page has a size chart to help you choose.

Which Greyhound shirt should I get?

For a laugh, try Zero To Sixty, 45 MPH Couch Potato, Horizontal Athlete or Greyhound Stole My Sofa, and Retired Athlete is a natural fit for anyone who lives with a retired racer. For something quieter, the Greyhound Badge T-Shirt or the Greyhound Support Team Bold Badge T-Shirt features a single-dog badge.